She's Growing Up Too Fast!!!

Rotation 1 - June 2022
Milton is 34 and Jocelyn is 5
Narrated by Milton Arnold

I'm not the best at doing a little girl's hair. Ok, I'm the worst at it. So I decided to take Jocelyn to Crystal Springs Island to get her a little make-over. Soon as I did that, little boys were coming over to play. She's getting attention and she's only 5 years old! So what happens when she turns into a teenager? But I'm a cop, I have a gun!

I mean the little boy is about her age, so I know he couldn't be thinking thoughts like I'm thinking that he's thinking. But I still don't like boys hanging around Joci. I don't think TJ Carmichael likes it much either! I'm still surprised that TJ even wants to hang out with Jocelyn. He's nine. Nine year olds don't usually want to play with 5 year olds! Jocelyn has that magic about her, just like her mother.........life is not fair......

I've been cooped up for a long time, and finally broke down and called a sitter for Jocelyn so I could go out for a few hours. I went to a really nice restaurant on the island. I don't know, maybe me and Jocelyn should move out here. But I'm sure they're little boys here too, huh?

As I was leaving, I ran into a very pretty lady. She seemed to be in a bad mood, so I thought I would lighten her day.

"I'm sorry. I was just so taken with how beautiful you are that I didn't watch where I was going."

"Really? I could believe that, or I could believe you're just a clumsy oaf!"

"Ok, I guess you got me there," I said laughing. "What's your name?"

"Why do you want to know?" she asked.

"Because when I give you this phone number, I need to know who to expect to call," I said.

"So you just walk up to random women in restaurants and give out your phone number?"

"No, only to the special ones."

"You're cheesy, you know that? Must have been out of the dating game for a while huh?"

"You have no idea! I'm Milton."

"Ok, Milton. For now, you can call me Eve," she said.

"Oh, the woman made for man?"

"No, the woman that was the downfall of man," she said and took the napkin with my number on it and walked away.

The downfall of man? Was that a warning? I really am out of touch with dating. How stupid were those pick up line? I mean my Simgod! Oh well, maybe she will call and I can find out what she meant by that comment. Or maybe she won't call and I can walk around feeling like a heel for the next few weeks.......

Guess who called right as I was walking through the door? Ms. Eve herself! Guess my lines weren't so bad after all!!!


*Hopefully I cleverly covered up the fact that I forgot Milton's love interest's name! This is why I have to catch up! Anywho, the mystery lady is a romance sim (I didn't find that out until it was too late!) so it should be a very interesting little match up......we'll see how it goes next round! Another short one, but again, I thought Milton could tell it better than me.